This shirt is a great way to show off your expertise in anthropology, physiognomy, phrenology, and esoteric race science. Make sure to keep a pair of calipers on hand for when you wear this, just in case someone takes you up on your offer! You do own a pair of calipers, don't you?
Disclaimer:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort for autists.
Made using ethnically grown and harvested good-ol' fashioned Southern US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
This shirt has been condemned and proscribed by the Roman Catholic Church, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the People's Republic of China for its extreme aphrodisiac properties. Wear with extreme caution.
